The kindest name for the dumbest people.
Republicans are a gutless invertebrate animal, which are largely mystery to scientists, as their entire existence is contradictory – they exist with a large brain that, in studies, appears largely unused. A largely violent and clamorous species, the mature Republican has a bright red cap (warning other creatures to steer clear), a large belly often uncovered and a usually non-symmetrical face, leading many people to say they have a naturally “stupid” look to them.
Largely endangered during the 1990’s and 2010’s, the species has begun to make a comeback due to their propensity for dirty tricks, lying and cheating.
Republicans are largely pack animals who often hunt, using tools, in small groups of two to five, however, some conspiracy minded Republicans prefer to hunt alone. Republicans as natural predators and have positioned themselves at the top of the food chain, although their predatory behavior are hardly restricted to hunting, also often raping other Republicans and similar species like cows and pigs, as well as humans, usually preferring the immature humans or all genders. They feast on a diet consisting largely of red meat, BBQ, raw milk, they like to live a natural life, without vaccines and medicine, except for horse dewormer and aquarium cleaner. Some Republicans are known to take nutritional supplements made of animal byproducts from human food, such as bone dust and chicken feet.
Some Republicans have the ability to camoflague themselves and appear human for brief periods of time, however, mistaking them for a human is a dangerous mistake for any human dumb enough to make it.