Republican Jesus

The gun touting son of God. A white man who told the jews to take personal responsibility for their actions. A healer of those who have accumulated great wealth, power and earthly possessions during their time on Planet Earth.

Modern Republicans worship two Gods, in order of importance, Donald J Trump and Jesus H. Christ.

In case it’s not clear, this site is a parody. Thank the 1st admendment of the U.S. Constitution for our right to satire the party of pedophiles, bigots and insurrectionists.