Republican Jesus, n

The gun touting son of God. A white man who told the jews to take personal responsibility for their actions. A healer of those who have accumulated great wealth, power and earthly possessions during their time on Planet Earth.

Modern Republicans worship two Gods, in order of importance, Donald J. Trump and Jesus H. Christ.

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