The Definitive Alphabetized List of Derogatory Nicknames for Donald J. Trump

A

  • Agent Orange
  • Agolf Hitler
  • Agolf Shitler
  • Agolf Twitler
  • [The] Apprentice
  • The Artful Deceiver

B

  • Benedict Donald
  • [The] Billion-Dollar Baby
  • Bitchler
  • Bloated Shitweasel
  • Bunker Bitch
  • Bunker Boy

C

  • Cadet Bonespurs
  • Captain Chaos
  • Cheeto Benito
  • Cheeto Jesus (Rick Wilson)
  • Cheeto-in-chief
  • Cinnamon Hitler (Trevor Noah)
  • Covfefe Commander
  • Coviditio-in-chief
  • Couch Commander
  • [The] Cowardly Lyin’
  • Creep Throat

D

  • Der Groepenfuehrer
  • Der Trumpkopf
  • Diaper Donny / Diaper Donald
  • Dipshit Donald
  • Dolt 45
  • [The] Donald
  • Don Whoreleon
  • Donald Double-Ds
  • Donnorrhoea
  • Donny dumb dumb
  • Dotard Donaly
  • Drumpf
  • Dumbass Donald
  • Dumpster Fire Donald
  • Dunning-Kruger Overdrive
  • Durr Führer
  • Durr Leader

E

  • Enema of the people

F

  • Frisker-in-chief
  • [The] Felonious Mr. Trump
  • The Flag Fondler (Stephen Colbert)
  • Fuckface Von Clownstick (Jon Stewart)

G

  • Genghis Don
  • G. I. Joke
  • [The] Grand Wizard Grifter
  • [The] Great White Hope
  • Gropenfuhrer
  • Groper Cleveland

H

  • Hair Führer
  • Hair Hitler
  • Humpty Trumpty

I

  • Ill-Duce / Ill Douchey
  • [The] im-POTUS
  • Individual 1 (DOJ, cited as such in many investigations)
  • IQ-45

J

  • Jabba the Hump
  • Jabba the Trump

K

  • Kkklansmen-in-chief

L

  • L. Ron Chubbard (Stephen Colbert)
  • Ligar Woods
  • Lil’s mushroom putz (GOP Dictionary Original)

M

  • [The] Manchurian Man-child
  • [The] Man of Steal
  • [The] MAGA-Lorian
  • MAGA-low-maniac
  • Mafia-Don / Mafia Donald
  • Mango Mussolini
  • Mango Unchained
  • Mar-a-Lardo
  • Moby Dickless
  • Mr. Elonia Trump
  • [The] Mustard Melanoma

N

  • Napolean Bone-Aspur

O

  • Orange creamsicle
  • [The] Orange man behind the Muslim ban
  • Orange Manbaby (Daily Star)
  • Orange slug (Rosie O’Donnell)
  • Orange turd

P

  • Phallus In Blunderland
  • Putin’s Apprentice
  • Putin’s bitch
  • Putin’s fluffer
  • Putin’s Poodle (Daily Star)

Q

  • Queef thief

R

  • Rapist / Racist (Especially when displayed with the “C” and “P” used interchangeable”)
  • R. Smelly

S

  • Scammy Davis Jr. (Jimmy Kimmel)
  • Shakespeare of Shit
  • [The] Shart of the Deal
  • Shitler
  • Short-fingered vulgarian (Grayson Carter)
  • SlimeDog Billionaire
  • [The] Strategically Shaved Orangutan
  • Sweet Potato Hitler
  • Syphilitic Hitler (GOP Dictionary Original)

T

  • Tangerine Rooster
  • Tangerine-Tinted Trash-Can Fire (Samantha Bee)
  • Tangerine Palpatine
  • [The] Tanning Bed Tyrant
  • [The] Tantrum Tycoon
  • Tax E. Vader
  • Telfon Don
  • Terroristic Man-Toddler (Charles Blow)
  • TFG (The Former Guy or That Fucking Guy)
  • Thief-in-chief
  • Tiny Handed, Cheeto Faced, Ferret-Wearing Shitgibbon
  • Toddler-in-chief
  • Treasonous Twat
  • Trumpinator
  • TrumpleThinSkin
  • Twitter Tornado
  • Tyrantasaurus Trump

U

  • Uncle Touch Too Much (Stephen Colbert)

V

  • Voldermoron (Stephen Colbert)

W

  • Walker: Taxes Evader (Stephen Colbert)
  • Weapons-grade tomato

X

  1. X-PREZ (Ex-President)

Y

Z

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